We're an Xbox group. We play games, all of which are meaningful and productive.
wizzardSS is the webmaster and all-around cool guy. He put himself top of the list because he made the site and is more than a little vain. He sucks at gaming, but more than makes up for it in wit.
Contrary to his name, Cornish believes he is not named after the region of Britain, but instead believes he is named after Cornish ice cream. If you listen closely at night, you may hear him raiding your freezer.
Face got his name because he figured out a word once reaching "F" on Sesame Street. The group accepted him out of pity and so they don't get sued for discriminatory practices.
Pimmy is an angry bastard. He wishes the rest of the group were on his level as he pops off headshot after headshot. Rumour has it he made a mistake once, but noone witnessed it.
MC936, or Super Good Advice to his friends, has no formal psychology qualifications, but dishes out relationship counselling with his never-ending machine gun.
Shwin has a tendency to make inappropriate comments with comical timing, even in front of the guests. He once met a lady in the street who asked him to tell her an innuendo, so he gave her one.
Skywalker's wife complained that he should spend more time with her once they were married. He bought her an Xbox and they spent their wedding night teabagging each other on Halo.
Despite other Americans being in the group, Super is the token American. He likes napping, cuddles, and long walks in the park. Never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs.
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